Game: If I gave you...

I'd have to buy another cage, because hamsters hate other hamsters getting on their territory

If I gave you tortillas...

I'd be wary of poison :

If i gave you an alien...

i would disect it, (purely for scientific purposes of course) or convince it to show me exactly how space travel works!

if i gave you a a big barrel of LEGO's...

I would spend the next week building things with them
If I gave you a dictionary...

I would show you that dictionary has one "n" :p

If I gave you a spoon....

i would try to bend it with my MIND!

if i gave you a chocolate cake...

I would... EAT IT! *munch munch*

If I gave you lipstick...

I would give it to Papa don't preach for showing me the spelling mistake *goes edit*

If I gave you donuts...

:o how'd you know i like lipstick :p

umm i'd share them out.

if i gave you a notebook...

I would wear them as earrings to mock fashion!

if i gave you a shark...

I would attach laser beams to their friggin' heads

If I gave you a pandabear..

I would sexually harass it!

if i gave you roses...

I would swoon and giggle and thank you with kisses! :D
Which I did this valentines day

If I gave you a gift you really didn't like...

I would say "Thank you" and try to find it an use.
If I gave you some sugar...

i would become very hyper active!

if i gave you a giant fish tank..

I would give it to someone that has/ likes fishes. Or I'd turn it into an inside pool.

If I gave you a good dinner...

i would eat until i exploded!

if i gave you a headache..

I'd slap you with a big trout

If I gave you an old TV...

i would salvage it for usuable parts!

if i gave you a pirate costume..

I'd put it on and make 1000 pictures

If I gave you a piece of bread...

I would break it in half time after time and cry out that I was Jezus!

if i gave you a holiday to the caribbean..

I would say "Thank you very much, can I go there by boat?" because I'm terrified of planes.

If I gave you a hamster cage...

i would put in a rat, because i think rats are way cuter than hamsters

if i gave you a foot massage..

hamsters rule over rats!

If you gave me a foot massage, I would close my eyes and enjoy it, then give you a big hug ^^

If I have you a tub filled with hot water and bubbles...

i would give you many many hugs and soak in the bubble bath all day long!

if i gave you proof that God existed..