Game: What would you answer if someone told you...

... are you idiot or just doing it on purpose?


Answer this and continue

I'd say "Yes, I am an idiot and damn proud of it... and I'm also doing it on purpose!"

you should continue with "what would you answer if [insert your question here]" so that other people can answer

Oh... you failed to specify that. Here's an easy one.

What would you answer if someone asked you... is it just me, or is one of us an ass?

One of us is a huge ass, and the last time I checked, it wasn't me.

If someone told you... did you gain like 20 pounds since I last see you?

I'd say "No, I have been working out".

If someone told you... "You're not seriously going outside in that are you?"

'Of course I am. It looks good on me.'

What would you answer if someone asked you... 'Why aren't you coming to the party?'

"I'm busy knitting the socks for my 4th pair of twins."

What would you answer if someone told you "You look like some crappy actress whose name I forgot" ?

Ah, but you knew me once.
sorry i can't say the same about you darling..

what would you answer if some one said;
oh my god is that a real hair cut or was your head just stuck in a lawn mower

At least my head still looks like a head, unlike yours...

What would you answer if someone told you: "Wow, you weren't kidnapped by the aliens after all"?

Actually I did. They made me SLOWDANCE!

What would you answer if someone told you: "Are these teeth really yours?"

I would say... "All but the one I stole from the aliens"

what would you answer if someone said: "Why are you dressed like a hobo?"

"WTH is a hobo?"

what would you answer if someone said: "Why do you listen to this crap?"

"To make you ask crappy question"

what would you answer if someone said: "did i die and go to heaven? cause I'm looking at an angel"

"Your pick up lines died before Elvis did."

what would you answer if someone said: "I think you look fat in this dress"

It's not fat, it's from the furr
What would you answer if someone said: "The easter bunny does exist, but they don't tell us!!"

I'd say... "I know the easter bunny exists... he tasted delicious last year"

what would you say if someone said "An army of a thousand nations decend upon you!"

"Cut the coke, pal."

What would you answer if someone told you: "That's bullshit"

Oh, so THAT's what you're eating!

What would you answer if someone told you that: "The world is going to END in 3 minutes!"

"Hold on honey, let me level up first"

What would you answer if someone told you: "let's have fun in the shower"?

"Do you intend to get clean or dirty?"

What would you answer if someone told you that: "You are under arrest!"

"Lol wut? :3"

What would you answer if someone told you: "Would you introduce me to your family?"