Game: If I gave you...

It's a simple game: I start by posting a sentence starting by "If I gave you...", and the next user answers and continues.

If I gave you a turtle...

I'd name it Benny

If I gave you a Mercedes...

I'd be happy ^^

if I gave you some cooking recipes...

I'd search for the ingredients... and make the food the recipe is for...

if I gave you a hockey stick...

I would use it to club annoying children to a bleeding, painful death..

If I gave you a planet...

Oooh a planet Well I hope I can live on it, eh? :D If I can, well I move on it with the dear ones, away from morons and pollution.

If I gave you those points you need for graduating? :D

if you could do that you would probably be screwing one of my teachers..

if i gave you an octopus...

you'd remind me how I met one from way too close this autumn
if i gave you a pirate ship...

I'd hire a crew and sail the oceans and seas

if I gave you a timemachine...

i would go into the future to see when and why I die

if i gave you a guitar...

I'd learn to play it and then play you a song...

if I gave you a blue betta

ermm is that some kind of star? if yes, ermm... I don't know what I would do with it... maybe explore the planets around it?

if I gave you a blank DVD...

Vlad was a blue betta *hint* *hint*

and... I'd make a DVD of some sort, I dunno yet

if I gave you a butler or a maid...

oh, vlad.... Well if you gave me a blue betta, I'd name it Vlad and give it to you with a red ribbon around the tail
And if you gave me a maid, well, i'd be just happy

if I gave you a sunrise...

I'd take you to a bridge so you can take pictures of it

if I gave you a garden...

Awww that's sweet
I'd love to have a garden, I'd probably spend lots of time taking care of it or just sitting there.

If I gave you a forum...

oh, I dunno... I probably make it a fan forum for New York Ranger's fans?

if I gave you an F-22 Raptor? (it's a plane btw)

Errr... I would look for someone who can do something with it. Given that I'm terrified of flying and all

What if I gave you a cup of orange & cinnamon tea?

I guess I would drink it then...?

if I gave you a genie that does not grant evil wishes...

I would ask him to grant me 1000 wishes

If I gave you a new laptop...

I'd be extremely, extremely happy

if I gave you a penguin...

Cuddleeeeeeee

If I gave you the "Blood Diamond" DVD?

I'd be repeating the line "I'd like to get kissed first, before I get fucked" over and over


if I gave you ownership of a F1 racing team...

I'd give it back to you to make you happy

If I gave you the advice to try writing everywhere on the inn...

I'd make an attempt to write in other sections...

if I gave you a throwing dagger...