Esk Innkeeper
Number of posts : 546 Age : 39 Location : In the back room Humor : Bossy Registration date : 2008-01-28
| Subject: Dear Santa Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:16 pm | |
| So that this year I don't get another perfume, cause I have about 5, or another stuffed toy, cause I have no more place for it, I decided that it's more practical to make a list for my significant other, so that he can pick something and make it a surprise (we women know that men do not understand allusions, subtleties and other delicate diplomatic ways we use; they need drawings, preferably including size, colour, code and store address). Dear Santa Claus,This year, because I’ve been a good girl and I married Dani (which deserves a prize by itself), because at the wedding I haven’t been shy and I’ve been the perfect host and I also already put up the Christmas tree, I would like you to bring me (without asking for a professional photo camera, because I know you don’t have the means):· The Discworld Art, because I’m a huge Pratchett fan· A brilliant future, by Cathérine Cusset· The elves, by Bernhard Hennen· The black satin skirt with dots, size 34 (equivalent to size 1 in USA), from [store name censored, cause I don’t do free advertising, Santa knows where from]· Dress with white, violet and pink stripes, size 36, from [idem]· Garnet-red shirt-dress (means dark red), size 36, from [idem again]· Any other cute gift, besides what’s already on the list· SnowIf I get what I want, I’ll be nice to Dani. If not, your reindeers will suffer.Merry Christmas!Denisa, recently Madam I… All please share your letters to Santa | |
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