The "Help Trennas Survive the Winter" Foundation!

Because Trennas is a minority on this forum because of his male gender, he should be entitled to receive fundings! After all, all minorities receive fundings, right?

So, in this topic you can offer opinions, ideas and donations regarding the best way to help poor Trennas survive the dreadfully harsh winter in The Netherlands! Don't be alarmed, this is a very honorable and noble goal and not in any way a devious plot to rob you of your precious belongings!

Oh yes, the puppy eyes:

As Innkeeper, I suppose I should give a good example to the others! So here you go, Trennie!

ooh why thank you! *graciously stuff the money in an old sock*

I can donate my bodily warmth so you won't freeze during the night, how about that

i would all too gladly accept my dear!

Here's another thing that will help you survive... a hot bubble bath ^^

ooooh rawwwrrr!!! i love it!

but im afraid it doesnt fit into the sock

*gives a bigger sock*

*puts hot tub in the big sock!*

Anything else you need to survive the spring?

ok... I'm part of this male minority here too... what the hell do I get?

Well, ask nicely and maybe you get something too