Game: The Evil Genie

You find a magic lamp. A genie appears and tells you he will accomplish you one wish. the bad part is that the genie is evil. The worse part is that you don't know it
The first player makes a wish, then the next one thinks of the evilest way to accomplish it and makes another wish.

Example: I wish I had a bank account always full.
Answer: You get it, but it is always locked.

Here we go!

I want a new car.

you get a new car but it's something right out of pimp my ride.

I wish to pass all my exams xD

you pass them, but the teachers discover they got all thr questions wrong and cancel all results

i wish i didn't burn my pizza

your pizza did not burn... but you accidentally dropped it on the floor when you took it out of the oven...

I wish I knew what to wish for...

You realize you wish the rangers lost a game

I wish more people signed up...

more people signed up but are inactive

i wish i was warm

you would be very warm, burning in the fires of hell

i wish i had rum!

You have it, but it's locked in a hidden cave and you don't have the map. Nor the key.

I wish I was an evil genie.

you are an evil genie, but you are forced to wear the unwashed underwear of anyone you grant wishes for.. on your head..

I wish I had a haunted mansion..

Oh my goodness! *dies*

You have it, but it's haunted only when you're not there

I wish I was an evin genie that doesn't has to wear others' dirty underwear...

perfect! means i can actually sleep in it peacefully!

you are one, but you are locked in a very tiny lamp dumped in a radioactive waste zone and can only be freed if A: someone manages to find you and B: rub it with their bare hands while the toxic goo is still on, which could take oh lets say, a few thousand years?

I wish i was a superhero!

You are, but your superpower is your smell that can empty a room in 0,1 sec.

I wish I was the best cook ever!

you are, but you just keep poisoning everybody with your food!

I wish I had a personal harem!

You get it, but you become gay

I wish I had lots of nice cloths of my size.

you would have the clothes, but you'd be allergic to each and every one of them

i wish i robbed Mick Jagger!

You do, but you get caught and raped (I don't want to give the rest of the details to avoid a trauma for the little Trennie )

I wish there was sun each time I want!

there would be, but it would be so hot it would scorch your skin entirely!

i wish i could get the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy box!

You get it, but in the second you touch it, a lightning strikes you and all that remains of you are the shoes.

I wish my coffee wasn't over

I wish I was rich...

you are rich. "dipping you into a tub of butter"

i wish nasa would pic me for a team thats going to mars.

NASA picks you... but on the trip there.... well... you've seen Apollo 13... or at least heard the story of Apollo 13...

anyways... after the incident.... NASA decides to have no more involvement with Mars

I wish I had an angel...

you will... in heaven

i wish for world domination

You conquor the world..... but I destroy it from heaven

I wish the genie was not evil

It is not. It is a good genie but you have no more wishes now. xD


I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.