Number of posts : 116 Age : 41 Registration date : 2008-01-28
Subject: A Smiley Story Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:25 pm
Once there was a hockey player , whose name is classified. You see, this hockey player was also a secret agent who dealt with alien abuctions .
Anyways, one day the hockey player went to have some drinks with friends , and at the bar there were some ninjas which was fine... until some pirates came in and started pushing one ninja around. And so a fight broke out ...
So then the hockey player told his friends to run and he picked up his guns and shot up the place... needless to say, he got banned from the bar ... which resulted in him going to his computer to play some games but he got booted off it ... which got him mad so he threw the computer away ... which got Microsoft upset... so they sent some hitmen after him. In the end... the hockey player got hit by a fish , whipped , tomatoed , blackeyed , and popped ... and everyone was sad ... even the angels ... except for one guy though ...
and that concludes my dumb story... the end
Esk Innkeeper
Number of posts : 546 Age : 39 Location : In the back room Humor : Bossy Registration date : 2008-01-28
Subject: Re: A Smiley Story Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:27 pm
Portal 
, whose name is classified. You see, this hockey player 
who dealt with alien abuctions 
. 
with friends 
, and at the bar there were some ninjas 
...
and he picked up his guns 
... which resulted in him going to his computer to play some games 
but he got booted off it 
... which got him mad so he threw the computer away 
... which got Microsoft upset... so they sent some hitmen 
after him. In the end... the hockey player got hit by a fish 
, whipped 
, tomatoed 
, blackeyed 
, and popped 
... and everyone was sad 
... even the angels 
... except for one guy though 
...
Dumb but funny 
