Funny YM and MSN statuses

"Smartass quote goes here" - which I had to adopt
"I'm not that kind of an asshole, I'm the other kind"
"I'm not here now, but I will be when I come back"
"Boys suck. Men swallow"
"lol vat du i type herez?"
"available for loosers only"
"there are two words that open all the doors: push and pull"
"air is a mixture of gases, 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen with traces of water vapor, carbon dioxide, argon, and various other components.
So where's love in this air?"
"It was the least I could do, I always do the least I can do."



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"will someone say something before the screensaver comes on?"

<-- Double-click here for instant ignore (when I'm not in the mood)
Selling cheap status messages
1f u c4n r34d dis, u n33d a l1f3 (I fell for that one too)

Yeah, the last one is too funny

"I got PMS and a gun, so don't push it"

"I'm always right. Reality is often inaccurate."

"Legitimate CD sales are killing piracy!"